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When you and your friends get super yoisted and you decide that it wouldn't be impossible to just yoist your friend in the air and shout "TOGA TOGA TOGA".

It certainly is a way of life.

To be yoisted is to be beyond your normal hoist.

You are yoisted when you are in the company of good men and women celebrating the finest libations, and maybe just maybe, you went a bit too far. That is being yoisted in the best of ways.

Yoisting is also an act wherein you lift a friend into the air, possibly without consent, and hype them by chanting. "TOGA" is a good word for this practice.
We all just took a shot together but insert name here is clearly the most yoisted individual here.

He got yoisted. Yea we definitely just yoisted him.

Yoist!

(can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb)

We totally yoisted him (referring to lifting someone into the air because you are yoisted enough to believe you should)
Yoisted by Plxnt_Kid May 13, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
a state of relaxation in which the person is unmovable from their current position and avoids any negative comments, situations, or people; an extreme state of bliss.
"Did you hear about Jamal chang from down the block? he lost his whip to the..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I'm yoisted, your gonna have to go somewhere else with that shit"

"Go ask your brother if he is gonna take this trash out"
"Momma he ain't gonna do it he's yoisted in the room with his boys"
Yoisted by Jbrown318 July 3, 2016
Related Words
Yoisted Yosted Yoited Yostedep Yisted yoasted Yoised
A well-intentioned fuck-up due to stubborn reliance on truthiness.
Harvey yosted his chance at...
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Yoited is the past tense of yeet (normies think that the past tense of yeet is yote
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Yoited by Giant Wonker April 18, 2020
Somewhat like the word "Posted" which can translate to "not available" Yosted simply means somewhere but available and down to chill.
"Where you at?"

"At my Pad Yosted looking for something to do."
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The failure atributed to being in a yost mindset.
Bro you've just been yosted, your housing contract was due an hour ago. Now you are homeless. #homelessyost
Yosted by Yost Malone February 19, 2021
not being sober
You can get with that girl easy, cause she's yosted.
yosted by IDS NO WASTE July 9, 2011
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