yogism

(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.

"Deja vu all over again" or "it ain't over til it's over" are classic yogisms.

by The Wyndbraker September 28, 2006

Yogism

Yogism is a rare disease only held by retarded specimens called eoghan

These are really rare and hard to come across by

Yogism is fucking mad

He's got fucking yogism

by Yogssis June 5, 2018

Yogasm

An almost sexually blissful feeling experienced via practicing yoga that is so physically and spiritually fulfilling that it is akin to an orgasm.

Omg, my Lulu pants are all damp after the yogasm I just had at my Yoga Belly class. I feel A-Maze-Ing. yoga, orgasm, bliss

by SuzanneG23 June 28, 2015

Yonism

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.

David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!

by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022

Yogasm

When peeling the foil top off of a yogurt cup and the yogurt blasts you in the face and/or chest.

"I had to take a shower after breakfast because my yogurt had a yogasm."

by Junglehop March 28, 2016

yogasm

When you have an enhanced orgasm by sleeping with someone from your yoga class, the climax of the tantric yoga experience. Made popular by the character Samantha on Sex in the City, who was so horny that she left yoga class with another student to go fuck.

That was an awesome yogasm! The side crow pose is really paying off!

by Laurenita June 26, 2005

yogasm

When a person practices enough yoga that their genital muscles are strengthened therefore causing a more powerful orgasm.

I think that yogasm was due to all the yoga I've been doing this week.

by J^P August 9, 2004