yogism
(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.
yogism by The Wyndbraker September 28, 2006
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Yogasm
An almost sexually blissful feeling experienced via practicing yoga that is so physically and spiritually fulfilling that it is akin to an orgasm.
Omg, my Lulu pants are all damp after the yogasm I just had at my Yoga Belly class. I feel A-Maze-Ing. yoga, orgasm, bliss
Yogasm by SuzanneG23 June 28, 2015
Yonism
Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.
Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.
Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.
In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.
In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022
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