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Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022
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a philosophical & spiritual practice that specializes in the worship, education & empowerment of the black woman as a Deity & her vagina (called the yoni) as the most precious & sacred organism not only for the black woman but also in relation to the creation of all humanity.
Tyron believes in Yonism so much that he bows down to his Goddess & worships her!
Yonism by Salim Divïnn February 7, 2023
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Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
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He is a very handsome guy, tall, often from East Africa, talks a lot and even has a big heart and respects people that has respect for him back!
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,creative, and smart. She’s in love with boys name Yamil.
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yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
yonis by harrybeaver November 2, 2007
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