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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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yolostrat 

When in need of a strategy, one may apply a yolostrat.
A yolostrat is when one simply doesen't give a fuck in a situation that may require planning and strategic measures.
This means to just do something that normally would require planning to have a successfull execution.

The results of yolostrating may vary.
Shizzle: You shouldn't jump over there!
Gullgutt: Fuck that, YOLOSTRAT!

Shizzle: We should plan this and use the proper strategy for this to be safe!
Gullgutt: Nah, fuck that! YOLOSTRAT!
yolostrat by ShizzleMcBizzle April 5, 2013
Version of the highly overused yolo slogan, standing for 'You only live once so just go fucking nuts' coined by the Suicide Silence' song 'You only live once'
Person 1: Hey bro, wanna go hit Drake in the face with an axe?
Person 2: YOLOSJGFN
Yolosjgfn by Becausefuckyouthatswhy November 6, 2012
Yulissa is the most beautiful and most sweetest girl in the world, everyone needs her in their lives because she is so amazing and honest. Anybody would be absolutely lucky to have her. She's so hot! She is nice to everyone and loves everyone! She is perfect in every way and she listens to her friends or anyone when they are having a hard time, she is there for everyone and when she falls in love it is going to change her life but not the person she is.. she is a beautiful person in everything unless you mess with her than it would be the total opposite and you would die but other than that she's Yulissa and everyone loves her
Yulissa is so cool, she helped me a lot by giving me really good advise! I love her she's so amazing
Yulissa by Bodakwack July 31, 2017
yolito - spanish slang for little yo.
used to get someones attention
What's up yolito!
Hey yolito!
yolito by the yolito September 25, 2018
Yulisa is the most beautiful and most sweetest girl in the world, everyone needs her in their lives because she is so amazing and honest. Anybody would be absolutely lucky to have her. She's so hot! She is nice to everyone and loves everyone! She is perfect in every way and she listens to her friends or anyone when they are having a hard time, she is there for everyone and when she falls in love it is going to change her life but not the person she is.. she is a beautiful person in everything unless you mess with her than it would be the total opposite and you would die but other than that she's Yulisa and everyone loves her
Yulisa is so cool, she helped me a lot by giving me really good advise! I love her she's so amazing
Yulisa by anonymous November 22, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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