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exercising 

makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side

exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.
exercising by Happy Christian October 21, 2022

Exercising the right 

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.
Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

Exercising the Ph.D. 

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.
Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.
Exercising the Ph.D. by §eth October 12, 2004

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

exercising prerogative 

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.
See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

Exercising Bastard Face 

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
Exercising Bastard Face by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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