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Exercising 

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.
Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"
Exercising by I hate preps February 20, 2009
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exercising 

makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side

exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.
exercising by Happy Christian October 21, 2022

Exercising the right 

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.
Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

Exercising the Ph.D. 

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.
Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.
Exercising the Ph.D. by §eth October 12, 2004

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

exercising prerogative 

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.
See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

Exercising Bastard Face 

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
Exercising Bastard Face by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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