yappucino

Something you say when someone is talking too much, you didnt order a yappucino

Waiter, waiter i didnt order this yappucino!!

by yuhhhh823 August 6, 2024

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

yuppuccino

Any coffee drink which contains any ingredients other than coffee/espresso, milk/cream/steamed milk, and sugar.

Suit #1: "I'd like a triple non-fat soy caramel macchiato, please."

Suit #2: "Dude! What's up with the yuppuccino? Get yourself a real coffee!"

by hopalong cassidy March 24, 2011

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

Yappuccino

When someone serving you up a whole lot of nothing. All they are doing is talking and you do not care.

Chris is giving this girl a yappuccino, chewing her ear right off

by Sebad February 27, 2022

cappucino stain

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.

'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

by 1D are fucking awful March 18, 2014

douchebag-cappucino

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010