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Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

yuppuccino 

Any coffee drink which contains any ingredients other than coffee/espresso, milk/cream/steamed milk, and sugar.
Suit #1: "I'd like a triple non-fat soy caramel macchiato, please."

Suit #2: "Dude! What's up with the yuppuccino? Get yourself a real coffee!"
yuppuccino by hopalong cassidy March 24, 2011

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

Yappuccino 

When someone serving you up a whole lot of nothing. All they are doing is talking and you do not care.
Chris is giving this girl a yappuccino, chewing her ear right off
Yappuccino by Sebad February 27, 2022

cappucino stain 

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.
'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"