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Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

yuppuccino 

Any coffee drink which contains any ingredients other than coffee/espresso, milk/cream/steamed milk, and sugar.
Suit #1: "I'd like a triple non-fat soy caramel macchiato, please."

Suit #2: "Dude! What's up with the yuppuccino? Get yourself a real coffee!"
yuppuccino by hopalong cassidy March 24, 2011

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

Yappuccino 

When someone serving you up a whole lot of nothing. All they are doing is talking and you do not care.
Chris is giving this girl a yappuccino, chewing her ear right off
Yappuccino by Sebad February 27, 2022

cappucino stain 

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.
'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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