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Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

nappuccino 

(n) The act of taking a short nap immediately after consuming some caffeine so that you are more invigorated when you awake. This works really well because it takes about 20 minutes for a person to feel the effects of caffeine.
I am so tired, but I need to finish this paper by tomorrow morning. I'll take a little nappuccino to help me make it through the night.
nappuccino by Chuck Jennings August 14, 2008

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

napuccino 

..a coffee nap. . Consuming coffee or other caffeinated products right before taking a cat nap.

By drinking 150-200mg of caffeine right before a 20 min nap you will supercharge your afternoon ..
It takes the caffeine 20 min to get into the bloodstream and 45 until completely absorbed- essentially, the stimulation of the caffeine will take effect just as you wake up. Making for an incredible nap and productive rest of the day.
After my napuccino the other day I got so much work done at the office ! You should try it sometime.
napuccino by Sierra Alexis November 7, 2015

cappucino stain 

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.
'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

douchebag-cappucino 

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.
Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"