Yappaccino

A magic elixir that consists of a potent blend of caffeine and verbal diarrhea, guaranteed to fuel hours of uninterrupted chatter. Side effects for even the most tolerant listeners may include auditory fatigue and patience wear down.

Sarah: So, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was riding a giant hamster, and it was wearing a tiny hat... Then, it started singing opera! And guess what the opera was about? My dental appointment!

Michael: I don't remember ordering a yappaccino.