sappucino

To go for a coffee with a friend where the conversation is ultimately made up of you having a quality bitch & a moan over anything going on

I’m off to meet Ciaran this morning but it’ll probably end up being a sappucino as I know he’s had a rough week with his dating life & work

by nossit3r March 23, 2023

slappuccino

A term describing the act of having sex at a coffee shop, specifically in a Starbucks bathroom. Similar to the mile high club where people engage in secret sex at public places.

The term was coined in response to a 2010 incident where a Minnesota woman stumbled upon a naked couple having sex in an unlocked Starbucks bathroom.

We're hoping to squeeze in a quick slappuccino with our lattes on the way to work.

by moovieboy July 23, 2010

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

cappucino stain

A moustache that looks similar to the one that attempts to grow on prepubescent boys' upper lips.

Women can also have these.

'Dude, my moustache is coming through nicely!'

'Mate that's a cappucino stain at best.'

by 1D are fucking awful March 18, 2014

slappucino

Combining "SLAPPER" and "CAPPUCINO". Trendy-ass bitches who frequent Toni & Guy and say 'Oh My God' and do very little else. Can refer to males and females of the species.

Gosh! Look at that crowd of slappucinos. Marvel at the asymmetry of their hair! Wonder at their matching belts!

by Vic Sidious June 23, 2008

douchebag-cappucino

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

by nickyparker1986 April 10, 2010