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Woodzy and paulo
Two guys who like to take turns throating eachothers cocks, as well as finger blasting each other's shitters.
Woodzy and paulo by Oicnt February 5, 2018
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woodzy • Woodzy and paulo • woody • Woodsy • woody allen • woozy • woodywood pecker • woodjy • Woodz • wooday
woody fingers
Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
Woodyard
"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008
WOODZ
THE ACE OF ALL ROUNDER in KPOP. He is worth to stan, he can be a singer, comedian, mc, rapper, dancer, an owl who turn on ig live in 2AM and literally do his own concert. Yes he is worth to stan. Stan WOODZ.
WOODZ by foxywoxyroxy November 6, 2020
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026