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woody
woody fingers
Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
Woodyard
"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026