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The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School
"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008
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The gateway between life time bliss and your eventual dimise. In India it is known to bring enlightenment to your confusing world.
Let a little bit of woodyard in your life and you will feel better.
woodyard by Chase Woodyard May 1, 2008

Woodward Academy

A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.
That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.
Woodward Academy by ATL goon May 27, 2019

Ben woodward

Child with small willy
That guy over there is a ben woodward
Ben woodward by Paploe August 31, 2019

Mr. Woodward

Mr. woodward is so fat

woodwardic 

When something is so beyond horrible it kills the person who's thinking about it.
Person 1: Daym bro... you hear about covid 19????
Person 2: ye bruh, dat wuz woodwardic cuz.
woodwardic by AnIntellectual44342 December 21, 2021

matthew woodward 

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped
"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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