I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie

"Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn."
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!

gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"

Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson