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Another word for Weed
'I got bare woodz' - I have lots of weed
Woodz by Jonathan Morley June 18, 2008
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The act of issuing a invitation, receiving a response from an invitee to participate, then you ghosting them and pretending you had other plans with someone else.
Mike really Woodz Jack when he invited him to play cards online, then never follow up and the next day claimed to have a standing date with this random cousins.
Woodz by Squinzel May 28, 2020
Woodz by Woodz707 May 13, 2022

My Woodz! 

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!
Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)
My Woodz! by spazz13 November 5, 2004

dr woodz 

A man that has a Master's Degree in beatin up the p*ssy. A nice guy with a mean ass dick.
"I need some excitement in my life. I wonder if Dr Woodz makes house calls."

"His stroke game weak as fuck! I knew I should have called Dr Woodz!" SMH
dr woodz by Kaen5150 December 19, 2016

catching wood 

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.
catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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