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flying willards
A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.
If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.
If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.
<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
flying willards by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008
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Willard Romney
"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
Willard Romney by JeffGannon August 21, 2012
Willard Mitt Romney
Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.
His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney by JeffGannon August 14, 2012
Willard
The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.
Emma Willard
School started in 1814 by Emma Willard, the school's namesake.
Both boarders and day students attend, though the day students are made fun of, for simply living close.
Don't count on sleeping if you go here. At all. No sleep for you.
Both boarders and day students attend, though the day students are made fun of, for simply living close.
Don't count on sleeping if you go here. At all. No sleep for you.
Emma Willard by horsiesloveyou October 9, 2013
Willardism
For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.
Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.
Willardism by wmurphy707 July 2, 2009
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