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To have sex with a person over the age of 100
Dude, I'm so drunk I want to Willard Scott your grandma.

I'm gonna Willard Scott her so hard she ends up on a jar of Smuckers!
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by Vixarama December 17, 2015
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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