willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010

willard

A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.

Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?

by Glen Wales May 27, 2005

Willard

The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.

-Willard is the best boyfriend in the world he makes me so happy.

-damn, I wish I had a Willard

- That’s my Bubba!!!! :)

by #%Cutie:) November 02, 2018

Willardism

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.

Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.

by wmurphy707 July 03, 2009

willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

by lksajdhfja February 11, 2012

Willard

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.

You're such a willard.

by NextWorldAngel December 06, 2019

Willard

Super Sexy and He might be scary looking but if he lets you inside his wall of protection he’s the Sweetest,smartest, most selfless, romantic, protective, Seductive, best man I’ve ever been blessed to call mine! I thank our God for him everyday!

My Willard is the Sexiest Man I’ve ever seen in the whole wide world!

by Lilyloca December 30, 2022