willard

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010
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willard

A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.
Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
by Glen Wales July 16, 2008
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Willard

The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.
-Willard is the best boyfriend in the world he makes me so happy.

-damn, I wish I had a Willard

- That’s my Bubba!!!! :)
by #%Cutie:) November 01, 2018
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Willardism

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.
Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.
by wmurphy707 July 02, 2009
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willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.
Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.
by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012
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Willard

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.
You're such a willard.
by NextWorldAngel December 05, 2019
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Willard

Is an abnormally tall Asian male human known to inhabit the southeastern United States. Willard’s are often skilled in electronic gaming, as all Asian humans typically are. A Willard, by nature tends to negatively judge the actions of those around him. This is usually done by positioning his head slightly downwards and adjusting his eyes upwards to make eye contact with the person or persons being judged. Another characteristic of a Willard is a freakishly deep voice. Scientists believe this is a evolutionary trait so that the Willard can cast a more authoritative tone when handing his judgment.

The typical diet of a Willard is Taco Bell, trail mix, ranch veggie straws, and Coke Zero. If a meal cost more than $5 US dollars, the Willard is physically unable to ingest the food.
I noticed a Willard in my backyard. It just sat there, judging me.
by Navygunner77 September 20, 2018
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