Whitener

When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.

Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"

Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Tile Whitener by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

Joshua whitener

The coolest person you’ll ever meet

Joshua whitener is a cool kid

Joshua whitener by Joshua whitener February 1, 2023

mr. whitener 

the white bald history teacher that has test questions that do not relate to what you are doing he also has been to every country you've ever heard of and some that might not even exist anymore mentioned in the bible 100 times he has lived for over 900 years and lived in Greek roman and cc cs nations he also makes many racist jokes and loves to prove ypu wrong many know him as the funnest teacher and hates Marion even though he is really cool

Mr. Whitener is a big man

mr. whitener by Will 121 goffieahhhh January 13, 2023

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

Whitner 

Limerick equivalent of a whitey ie. when someone gets too sick from smoking too much hash.

Watch him he's pulling a f'n whitner.

Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007

Whiteberry 

A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.

Jim: Why does Rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?

Dave: Oh, thats just Rick's Whiteberry.

Whiteberry by narrabeen23 March 31, 2009