Whitner
Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007
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Whitner
(Noun/Verb)
A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.
A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.
(Noun)-
Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.
(Verb)-
Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.
Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.
(Verb)-
Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.
Whitner by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010
Whitney
A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
You are lucky if you meet one.
Feeling Whitney
A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things
Feeling Whitney by Itzjuztme April 6, 2018
Weather Whiners
People who will whine about the weather.
Why bring up the obvious just because your miserable or nothing else to say.
YESSSSSSSSSS
Why bring up the obvious just because your miserable or nothing else to say.
YESSSSSSSSSS
Weather Whiners are Unvigorous and negative when they whine about the weather. too hot too cold its raining its snowing its sunny don't matter what they aint happy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Weather Whiners by VIGOROUS JONESY October 27, 2009
Twisted Whitney
Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
Twisted Whitney by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020
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