Skip to main content
Limerick equivalent of a whitey ie. when someone gets too sick from smoking too much hash.
Watch him he's pulling a f'n whitner.
Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007
Words you can keep
A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.
That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!
Whitner by mishnel January 11, 2012
(Noun/Verb)

A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.
(Noun)-

Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.

(Verb)-

Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.
Whitner by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010
A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
Why is Whitney so gorgeous? I am nothing but jelous.
Whitney by wishuknew January 19, 2013

Feeling Whitney 

A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things
“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”
Feeling Whitney by Itzjuztme April 6, 2018

Weather Whiners 

People who will whine about the weather.

Why bring up the obvious just because your miserable or nothing else to say.
YESSSSSSSSSS
Weather Whiners are Unvigorous and negative when they whine about the weather. too hot too cold its raining its snowing its sunny don't matter what they aint happy YESSSSSSSSSS.

Twisted Whitney 

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
Next