There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User

There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick

There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene

There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check

A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
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Irelands third City, capital of the mid-west region. Famous for its sporting traditions and night life. The city has a population of 100,000 and although known for crime has actually one of the lowest crime rates in the country. The city is a major tourist attraction from Kings Island right through to the Georgian District.
Limerick: Irelands richest city (based on average income per population)
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A beautiful lady-like city in Ireland's midwest. The last bridging point on the river (longest in Ireland and Britain) Shannon before it enters the sea. Scientists were recently surprised to discover that the river is composed of tears of the citizens who are constantly overcome with joy at the sight of the beautiful architecture on sunny days when crossing one the many bridges. Sadly some residents have to wait for periods in the arms of waters that are distant from Limerick City.
Some buzz around the milk market in Limerick of a Saturday morning kid.
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City in the Southwest of Ireland.

Has got the nickname "stab city" because a lot of parts are dangerous. "Very dangerous".

This is mainly because of a gangwar between the Ryans and the Keanes.
Stay away of O'Malley park and the Southill area whilst in Limerick!

Not only are the ordinary gangs active in Limerick, The Continuety IRA have storehouses for thier AK-47's, in Luimmineach.

Welcome to the real world; Welcome to limerick
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Limerick is the third largest city in the Republic of Ireland, and the principal city of County Limerick and Ireland's Mid-West Region. Population wise, it is the fifth largest city in all of Ireland. When taking the extra-municipal suburbs into account, Limerick is the third largest conurbation in the Republic of Ireland, with an urban population of 90,757. Limerick is the second-largest city in the province of Munster, an area which constitutes the midwest and southwest of Ireland. The city is situated on several curves and islands of the River Shannon, which spreads into an estuary shortly after Limerick. Road infrastructure features four main crossing points near the city centre (an additional river tunnel to the west of the three bridges opened in July 2010). Limerick is one of the constituent cities of the Cork-Limerick-Galway corridor, which has a population of 1 million.
Limerick: A city of heritage and wonderful people and night life.
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Nickname: Stab City, given to it by Dubliners.

County in Ireland. Has an extremely bad reputation because of crime rates. You'd have to be 8 ft tall and 22stone armed with knives and guns to walk around the Southill area after 9.00pm.
Don't leave your car outside your back at ANY hour in the Southill area, as it will surely be stolen.

But is Limerick the worst place to live in Ireland? I DON'T think so.

Why? Because, besides the MANY, many SCUM that live there it's also filled with friendly, up for a laugh people, who could drink you under the table and bring you to the best house party ever. End of!

Limerick: The only place I've ever had a love/hate relationship with.
by BoxerKane September 25, 2005
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