whiteneck 

Men who enjoy they necks being cummed on by men.

"I need to take a spongebath after Jimmy whitenecked me earlier"

whiteneck by Jaime Jaime Jaime Jaime May 6, 2008

Whiteneck 

An urban dweller who is dismissive of rural living but emulates living a rural life. Example they buy their "healthy food" in pre-packaged boxes which are shipped to them. They own a pickup but only haul furniture home from Ikea.

You might be a Whiteneck if ... You own a pickup but you've only ever hauled furniture from Ikea.

Whiteneck by Incslinger August 20, 2013

Whiteneck 

One who perceives the world through a opaque lens of traditional white hegemony; but using a typically unrealistic liberal mindset,

Variations:
Emo white neck: Heard to say, "Conformists suck", but then they all dress the same way
Democrat white neck: believes in abortion, especially when subsidizing them for "those" people
Vege-white neck: So spoiled that they can (unlike 98% of the world) actually choose to ignore entire levels of the food pyramid and still have enough to eat
Guilty White neck: self-loathing version of whitenecks who actually believe when liberals say that America has done more harm than good.
Corporate white neck: Makes tons of money and votes democrat hoping that politicians will take more money from them so they feel better about helping others

Most owners of corporations are whitenecks who are too dumb to figure out how to help others through targeted charities and so, trusts politicians to be their conscience.

Whiteneck by Red Juventud August 9, 2013

Whiteneck 

Some one who thinks they are a Redneck but just live in a rural area. They tend to wear aeropostale jeans and t-shirts with doc martin boots

John Smith is such a annoying whiteneck

Whiteneck by Rovimon April 26, 2015

Whitener

When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.

Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"

Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.

Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.

Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016