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That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a "rebel". Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too "cool" to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to work for the very nerds they were bullying. Listens to mediocre and downright bad pop music, and, assuming the pop to stand for popular, not populist, he/she forces his/her (lack of) taste onto other people. An all-round arrogant, sadistic tosser that should never have been let out of the asylum.
I don't need an example; you all know who I'm talking about. Make a stand, people; together, you can destroy pop culture, and be done with the cool kids forever!
by Trollbeast August 10, 2012
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When a someone under 18 is as cool as a cucumber and wears snazzy sunglasses
Person A: Omg who is THAT?
Person B: Omg it's the Cool Kid
Person A: Love those sunglasses
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by Drawer gang November 07, 2018
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Selome. Wherever Selome is at, that's where the cool kids are at.
Selome is studying at Newman, so that's where all the cool kids are at.
by DylanSchiff May 09, 2010
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The kid/kids that everyone meets in high school that have nothing better to do than flex in the mirror, fake their depression, very badly lip sync songs, play rust, get tattoos in some Asian countries, vape, cheat on their girlfriend (multiple times), flirt with everything that moves or breaths (Girls only) and most importantly look like lesbians
Oooooh loook at that cool kid
by Cono12 December 18, 2018
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Cool kids aka shi**y cool kids is a group of kids that consume alcohol and or vape. They think there cool but there actually a group of fags.
Hey look at these kids over there, there probably cool kids.
by wonelde March 12, 2019
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There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.
Last night at the party, Rishi got drunk, smoked all our weed and had sex with that really hot blonde girl! He's such a cool kid!
by OO9 August 15, 2008
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A kid too 'Cool' to do what everyone else wants to do or do anything at all. This will include ditching his/her friends to do nothing at all or not do homework.

His Almighty Coolness
Lorne: I dont want to go to her house.
Ritter and Chun: You are such a cool kid.
by Ritter_pwns October 22, 2007
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