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Tile Whitener
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
Tile Whitener by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013
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Joshua whitener
Joshua whitener by Joshua whitener February 1, 2023
mr. whitener
the white bald history teacher that has test questions that do not relate to what you are doing he also has been to every country you've ever heard of and some that might not even exist anymore mentioned in the bible 100 times he has lived for over 900 years and lived in Greek roman and cc cs nations he also makes many racist jokes and loves to prove ypu wrong many know him as the funnest teacher and hates Marion even though he is really cool
mr. whitener by Will 121 goffieahhhh January 13, 2023
Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness
An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.
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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011
Whitner
Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007
Whiteberry
A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.
Jim: Why does Rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?
Dave: Oh, thats just Rick's Whiteberry.
Dave: Oh, thats just Rick's Whiteberry.
Whiteberry by narrabeen23 March 31, 2009
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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