A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.

My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.

weekday father by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

weekday girl

WEEKDAY GIRL is great...if your a guy.She's super cool. Easy going. Doesn't ask too much of you. Kinda at your mercy in way. She waits for you to call.She needs attention but won't say that she does, she doesn't want to "scare" you so she won't call you too much. She puts up a front, she actually really likes you but knows and accepts that you are busy and have responsibilities. So you can only see her later in the night after you have completed your day. But she's waiting patiently, prettied up and smiling for you when she opens the door...on a WEEKDAY!!! You are tired and want to stay in, we "understand" because you have had a loooong day, we are here for you. Disapointed but we won't let it show. There's always Friday and Saturday. But wait! You are not good enough for a Friday or Saturday...because your WEEKDAY GIRL! Fridays and Saturdays are not her nights. Those are reserved for actual "BUDDIES", WEEKDAY GIRL does not rank those nights. She's in a sense not a buddy nor a friend because she cannot even be mixed with them. She's only good enough for WEEKDAYS when not much else is going on. So there she is on a weekend easily available or worse ALONE, hopeful that he may call her if he strikes out at the bar or is just drunk enough to not know its the WEEKEND. And being WEEDAY GIRL she picks up the phone in hopes of maybe the transition into WEEKEND GIRL may happen. It doesn't. It won't.

Man, I am getting so sick of being a weekday girl...

weekday girl by moto5892 February 2, 2008

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

Weekday Sober Ass by groybiv December 9, 2009

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

weekday combo by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026