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Waterford PA
Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."
"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."
"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."
"Get drunk & get your haircut."
"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."
"Get drunk & get your haircut."
Waterford PA by 420BisonStonedGenius's September 23, 2011
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Waterford Emos
A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.
Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
Waterford Emos by tehblackparade January 21, 2010
Waterford
A medium sized middle class town in Michigan that probably has never been mentioned in the news, ever. A slightly less sad version of Pontiac in a way, which is a slightly less sad version of Detroit. Home to probably half the fake baked barbies in the state because the city only has a month of sun per year. Most of the people are one of four things. Anorexic byotch's who think they are soooo much better than these 'waterfordians' (but will probably get byotch-slapped the minute they set foot anywhere else), 'people of the ghetto', people who act like they are from the ghetto, hillbillies, and people left over who actually might survive in the real world. Has two 'rival' schools. Kettering and Mott. Kettering has the better rep but Mott is a lot funner considering the frequent police visits. The school board never calls a snow day here unless they are actually frozen solid in which case they still won't because they...are frozen. The only thing that might encourage you to live here is...well acually it seems i cannot get an opinion because no one who lives here has ever left.
friend 1- Why is she so orange? And why is everyone here so po-dunk...and we're in Michigan?
friend 2- Cuz we're in Waterford of course.
friend 2- Cuz we're in Waterford of course.
Waterford by Ms. Quixotic January 25, 2011
Waterford
A small town in southeastern Wisconsin. It contains one main road that will get you over the Fox River. Can't afford a stop light so a poilce man stands in the three way intersection to direct traffic during rush hour. There is a high school and a bowling alley and that's about it. Surrounded by rural land, Waterford can be considered a "hicktown" but basically just a small small town where everyone knows everyone's business.
"I drove through Waterford the other day"
"Oh really? How was it?"
"I blinked and the next thing you know I was out of it"
"Oh really? How was it?"
"I blinked and the next thing you know I was out of it"
Waterford by wallythewolverine November 5, 2009
Waterford
Waterford is the oldest & best city in Waterford.
It is located in the south-east of Ireland.
Waterford has served as a haven for the poor & persecuted for centuries, Vikings from Denmark, Hugenots from France, Quakers from England, & poor peasants from Kilkenny have all found refuge in Waterford.
Waterford is built on the banks of the river Suir & is world famous for its fine cut crystal, music & pubs. WIT (Waterford Institute of Technology) is the premier educational institute in the south-east of Ireland & Waterford also has the only airport in the South-East of Ireland. Waterford is renowned for its great football team WATERFORD UNITED FC & it's long heritage in hurling.
Waterford City is the ONLY CITY in the South-East of Ireland & is also famous for the SPRAOI festival in August & the tall ships fesival coming in July 2011
It is located in the south-east of Ireland.
Waterford has served as a haven for the poor & persecuted for centuries, Vikings from Denmark, Hugenots from France, Quakers from England, & poor peasants from Kilkenny have all found refuge in Waterford.
Waterford is built on the banks of the river Suir & is world famous for its fine cut crystal, music & pubs. WIT (Waterford Institute of Technology) is the premier educational institute in the south-east of Ireland & Waterford also has the only airport in the South-East of Ireland. Waterford is renowned for its great football team WATERFORD UNITED FC & it's long heritage in hurling.
Waterford City is the ONLY CITY in the South-East of Ireland & is also famous for the SPRAOI festival in August & the tall ships fesival coming in July 2011
Look at the big cabbage heads on those eejits coming across the bridge with their stripey jerseys looking for alms from the cultured Waterford people
Waterford by LismoreLad December 19, 2010