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Waterbending 

A special ability given to the people of the Water Tribes in the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender. The skill of waterbending gives a person the ability to control water and various forms of (ice, snow, steam, etc.). One variation of waterbending is Bloodbending, developed by Hama, a survivor of the Fire Nation Raids on the Southern Water Tribe. A Waterbending Master can skillfully bend anything with water inside. People have been shown controlling plants by bending the water inside; bending perfume (which presumably had water in it), water mixed with earth, mud (which raises some questions), and stew to name a few. In episode 8 of Season 3 "The Puppetmaster" we learned that a skilled waterbender can actually pull the water from the air or from plants. Waterbenders can also freeze or unfreeze water. The style of waterbending mirrors that of Tai Chi in both its movements and the way that waterbenders turn their defense into their offense. There are three known styles of waterbending: Northern, Southern, and Foggy Swamp Style.
The origins of waterbending are said to have come from early Water Tribe members watching as the moon pushed and pulled the water, and they learned to do it themselves.
Some waterbenders posses the healing abilities of water. The healers use the water to relieve sickness by redirecting the chi paths in the human body, however, using waterbending to heal will not heal everything.
Waterbenders draw their strength from the moon, therefore, their abilities are at their peak at night and during and especially during a full moon. They are at their most vulnerable during a lunar eclipse when waterbending is rendered impossible.
Katara is a waterbending master and learned from Master Pakku.
Thanks Wikipedia for all the info!
Waterbending by Elisa Paz February 3, 2008

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.
I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

verbal waterboarding 

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.
I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

waterboarding sex 

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.
Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

waterboarding 

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
waterboarding by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005