wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005

Wasturbation 

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.

After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session

Wasturbation by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016

waterhater2005 

an incredibly attractive TikTok users account.

hey did you see waterhater2005? He's so attractive 🇬🇧🤴

waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022

waterhater2005 

The best TikToker ever

Bro did you see that comment from waterhater2005? He's so hot he's my idol I love him

waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022