Wasterbation

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.

I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.

by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012

Wasturbation

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.

After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session

by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

by Bigg N October 27, 2006

Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016