Wasterbating
Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011
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lasterbating
Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off
Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012
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rasterbating
Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.
"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."
rasterbating by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008
wanderbating
To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011
Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
masterbating with a cheese grater
masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012
masterbating
Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
masterbating by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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