Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
by Tstawm February 23, 2011
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wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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Wasterbation

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.
I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.
by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012
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