Wasterpated 

Is feeling Between Wasted And Intoxicated...start mixen words together..and still able to make sense!! .

Me:I'm," wasterpated" took me a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's Apple to get this feeling .. 😏❤️

Whoever : I'm tryen to see what that feels like !!

Wasterpated by 805 Sweet Talk July 1, 2025

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Watergated 

To escape quickly, derived from when Richard Nixon quickly resigned after the Watergate scandal started to escalate.

Sam" What happened after you cussed Ms. Simmons out?"
Tyler"I Watergated my ass out of there!"

Watergated by swagmurda April 15, 2010

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced

wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008

wasterbaked 

the combination of being wasted and baked.
pronounced wasta-baked

dude 1 I wanna get wasted tonight
dude 2 I wanna get baked tonight
*dudes look at each other and realise*
dude 1+2 WASTERBAKED!

wasterbaked by maxthemonster August 17, 2008

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar wasterfaced

wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 3, 2008