Nasterbate
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011
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nasterbate
Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010
Related Words
nasterbate • napsterbate • Nasturbate • nasterbating • Nosterbate • nosterbater • masterbate • MASTERbater • fasterbate • Napsturbate
wasterbate
to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
fasterbate
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007
rasterbate
creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005
napsterbate
napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008
napsturbate
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
*Trademarked by SA
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
*Trademarked by SA
napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
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