Wamsterbate 

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.

Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"

Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Camsterbate

The act of mastermating on cam.

I barged in on Tom camsterbating with Susan and Janet. I didn't know they liked to camsterbate.

Camsterbate by CromwellsWorld April 18, 2009

wangsterbate 

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.

I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.

wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004

wangsterbate 

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

wangsterbate by Jack November 22, 2003

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

wasturbate by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

waterbate 

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.

"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."

waterbate by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015