a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

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waking up

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

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ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

ball wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

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dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

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