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Wating

Wating is w(annabe) dating. You desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.
Rik: Well, I don't understand why I am still single. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites.
Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously wating.
by Donchy November 11, 2014
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wating

Pronounced like "waiting". Two individuals who are attracted to one another, though, they can not or will not be considered dating yet. One can jump in and out of the waiting phase since it is not as serious as dating. Like the term waiting, but in a relationship sense.
Joe: Arent you two dating already?
Tom: No, we're wating.
by TheTwixtr January 16, 2017
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wating

An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle
"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)
by Hubertus Pozwillow January 1, 2008
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wating

Like eating ... but better.
Last night, I was wating a hamburger, and it was really good.
by aynisha December 30, 2004
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wating

what a person is doing when you are eating but need both of your hands so you just hold it in your mouth. waiting to eat it.
i was doing my HW while eating a cookie so i left it wating in my mouth when i had to use both my hands
by freezer14 February 11, 2009
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Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
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dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.
by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013
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