A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her
period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and
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foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding
girls like radiators, typical day
time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.