wankjob

The british term for a 'hand job' or masturbation. used to describe putting a hand on your cock and stroking it until you reach climax.

Dude: yo man, that bitch came over from the bar last night.
Bro: did she give you a wankjob?

by ganjo August 4, 2006

wackjobian

The type of person who lacks any skill in the usage of vocabulary and grammar. A wackjobian seems to believe that the government is watching him and is waiting for him to make a mistake. Most wackjobians are paranoid fucks, who find time in their day to hose down neighbors driveways, or .... stuff a turkey in a cooler, force themselves into your home and leave it in your living room for you to find as a surprise when you return home. A wackjobian also feels the need to inform you about what he's accomplished around the neighborhood without you even asking, not to mention, giving a fuck.

hey, there's that wackjobian again.... look what he's up to now! he painted your garage without you even asking!

by capaydr January 30, 2012

wackjob

A spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.

What the fuck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700AM, you shit the bed!?!

by ian l wachowicz October 4, 2006

wank job

Slightly classier cousin of the hand job.

The countess provided me with a glorious wank job

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

wackjobbery

Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.

That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!

by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018

wankjockey

a person (usually male) who acts like he knows everything but in fact is a complete moron who wouldnt know his elbow from his rectal cavity.

Dave is such a wankjockey!

by sirBleh November 27, 2006

Wankmobile

Pretending to be Batman while driving a mobile while wanking off

Hey joker check out my wankmobile

by Sex vibe July 22, 2018