wankjob
The british term for a 'hand job' or masturbation. used to describe putting a hand on your cock and stroking it until you reach climax.
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wackjobian
The type of person who lacks any skill in the usage of vocabulary and grammar. A wackjobian seems to believe that the government is watching him and is waiting for him to make a mistake. Most wackjobians are paranoid fucks, who find time in their day to hose down neighbors driveways, or .... stuff a turkey in a cooler, force themselves into your home and leave it in your living room for you to find as a surprise when you return home. A wackjobian also feels the need to inform you about what he's accomplished around the neighborhood without you even asking, not to mention, giving a fuck.
hey, there's that wackjobian again.... look what he's up to now! he painted your garage without you even asking!
wackjobian by capaydr January 30, 2012
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wackjobbery
Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.
That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!
wackjobbery by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018
wankjockey
a person (usually male) who acts like he knows everything but in fact is a complete moron who wouldnt know his elbow from his rectal cavity.
wankjockey by sirBleh November 27, 2006
Wankmobile
Wankmobile by Sex vibe July 22, 2018
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