Bite Choreography

Planning your last bite of a multi-food meal a few moves ahead of time, so your last bite gives your meal a satisfying finale.

Our holiday meal was so delicious, I planned a little bite choreography toward the end so my palate got to savor my most favorite food for the finale of my meal.

by Reverend_Dude August 30, 2025

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

ckT

Shorthand for FuckTrump.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear what Trump said yesterday?"
Guy 2: "ckT dude... ckT." ;-)

by Reverend_Dude February 19, 2025

psychodoucheological

of, affecting, or arising in the mind of a douchebag; related to the mental and emotional state of a douchebag.

I can't believe Joe was so rude to me. How very psychodoucheological of him.

by Reverend_Dude March 19, 2017

I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."

Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.

by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024

Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 04, 2025