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Bite Choreography

Planning your last bite of a multi-food meal a few moves ahead of time, so your last bite gives your meal a satisfying finale.
Our holiday meal was so delicious, I planned a little bite choreography toward the end so my palate got to savor my most favorite food for the finale of my meal.
by Reverend_Dude August 30, 2025
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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.
Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"
by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025
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Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.
by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024
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Premeditated communication

When someone types out a message, reads it over, and still decides to hit send — making their words 100% intentional instead of “just in the moment.”

Example:
“Dude, that wasn’t a slip-up. You typed that whole paragraph, re-read it, and still posted. That’s premeditated communication.”

Notes:
Unlike blurting something out in person, premeditated communication gives you all the time in the world to not be a jerk… but you went ahead and did it anyway.
"This guy took 20 minutes and 2 post edits to insult my digital creation. That's some malicious, premeditated communication."
by Reverend_Dude October 1, 2025
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I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025
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Kentyucky

I had to drive through Kentyucky last night... I'm lucky I survived! :-P
by Reverend_Dude November 6, 2025
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