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psychodoucheological

of, affecting, or arising in the mind of a douchebag; related to the mental and emotional state of a douchebag.
I can't believe Joe was so rude to me. How very psychodoucheological of him.
by Reverend_Dude March 19, 2017
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wackjobbery

Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.
That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!
by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018
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Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.
by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024
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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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Bite Choreography

Planning your last bite of a multi-food meal a few moves ahead of time, so your last bite gives your meal a satisfying finale.
Our holiday meal was so delicious, I planned a little bite choreography toward the end so my palate got to savor my most favorite food for the finale of my meal.
by Reverend_Dude August 30, 2025
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Premeditated communication

When someone types out a message, reads it over, and still decides to hit send — making their words 100% intentional instead of “just in the moment.”

Example:
“Dude, that wasn’t a slip-up. You typed that whole paragraph, re-read it, and still posted. That’s premeditated communication.”

Notes:
Unlike blurting something out in person, premeditated communication gives you all the time in the world to not be a jerk… but you went ahead and did it anyway.
"This guy took 20 minutes and 2 post edits to insult my digital creation. That's some malicious, premeditated communication."
by Reverend_Dude October 1, 2025
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GIFese

The art of using GIFs in place of spoken words in conversation.
My friend and I are obsessed with GIFs. We speak GIFese fluently. We have long, drawn out conversations entirely through GIFs. It's a blast!
by Reverend_Dude October 26, 2025
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