painted

A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.

Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted

by Smee07 December 29, 2007

painted

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

by Eddie B3 February 28, 2008

painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

by exocomp February 4, 2018

paint

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

paint

Powdered cocaine.

I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?

by Free Baser October 25, 2011

The Paint

The Paint

Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball

Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.

I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka

LeBron James goes hard in the paint

by rzhhhh November 4, 2011

In the Paint

The key on a basketball court.

Vinny: Yo look at Jon, he's going hard in the paint.

Tony: Yeah, he's already got 4 layups in straight from the paint.

Vinny: Jon dominates in the paint.

by theycallmevita November 20, 2010