wankobe
my friend is a wankobe
wankobe by juneeeeeebuggg October 3, 2016
Words you can keep
Wankoverable
Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.
1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011
Related Words
wankobe • wankberries • wankover • Wankoverable • Wankabear • wankbeard • Wankbeg • wankometer • Wanksbedexterous • Wanktoberfest
Wanksbedexterous
Wanksbedexterous by Henreh March 11, 2006
wankbeard
wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014
wankometer
"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"
"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."
"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."
"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."
"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."
wankometer by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009
wankberry
More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.
If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
wankberry by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009
Wankabear
A toy which is commonly bought buy adults for their children who are usually between the ages of 4-10. The bear comes fully equipped with functional anatomically correct masturbating abilities which sole purpose is to discharge the child's sperm via rapid movement of the penis with an up and down gripping motion. It is used to bring children with mental disabilities to a euphoric state of mind.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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