wankobe

when you want to be kobe some bad you steal all his moves

my friend is a wankobe

by juneeeeeebuggg October 3, 2016

Wankoverable

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

Wanksbedexterous

Being able to Wank with both arms. A useful skill when tired

"Oww. God my right arm hurts. Luckily I'm Wanksbedexterous!"

by Henreh March 11, 2006

wankbeard

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

by lolololotek January 5, 2014

wankometer

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

wankberry

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.

I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.

by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009

Wankabear

A toy which is commonly bought buy adults for their children who are usually between the ages of 4-10. The bear comes fully equipped with functional anatomically correct masturbating abilities which sole purpose is to discharge the child's sperm via rapid movement of the penis with an up and down gripping motion. It is used to bring children with mental disabilities to a euphoric state of mind.

''John the boys are acting up again, give them the Wankabear''

by Wankabear October 23, 2014