wankjockey

a person (usually male) who acts like he knows everything but in fact is a complete moron who wouldnt know his elbow from his rectal cavity.

Dave is such a wankjockey!

by sirBleh November 27, 2006

wangjockey

The act of bouncing a ping pong ball off one cup and into another during beirut.

O man, Brian got a wangjockey!

by GMBlank February 26, 2008

Wankmonkey

Uncommon Scottish insult, typically used against people obsessed with primates such as monkeys.

"You bloody wankmonkey!"

by Elithris January 23, 2022