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A spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.
What the fuck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700AM, you shit the bed!?!
by ian l wachowicz October 04, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
by Phoebe Beaver August 04, 2005
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An ecentric individual prone to odd behavior, ie. sitting and rocking, twiddling thumbs, mumbling incessantly about helicopters, and outbursts of lewd indecent exposure
JJ was ok, but now that wackjob is off his rocker.
by Joceppi August 04, 2003
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A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.
Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003
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