wall-dance 

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

wall-dance by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

wall dance 

The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.

Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.

wall dance by Lucas December 20, 2004

John Wall Dance 

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

John Wall Dance by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

Dance wall

When a group of party goers create a barrier by dancing around a bailer who is trying to leave a party.

When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.

Carlos was trying to sneak out of the party early to go home and watch Game of Thrones. Amy and her crew dance wall -ed him into staying.

Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.

Dance wall by Amypie23 June 26, 2016

Dance wall

When a group of party goers create a barrier by dancing around a bailer who is trying to leave a party.

When done correctly, bailer will dance along, stay and party on. Instantly reducing his/her lameness.

Carlos was trying to sneak out of the party early to go home and watch Game of Thrones. Amy and her crew dance wall -ed him into staying.

Remember when the UK left the EU? Someone should have dance wall -ed them.

Dance wall by Amypie23 June 26, 2016

Wall Dancing 

The art of solo dancing with a wall often seen in drinking establishments in the late hours of night, or early hours of morning. Usual particpants, but not exclusive owners of the art, are the extremely inebraited or intoxicated

Look at Renee - she is wall dancing. She so owns that wall

Wall Dancing by mjo074 February 4, 2009

Wallmance 

The act of two people going back and forth on facebook commenting on each others wall that becomes unhealthy and strange.

Dude you and Sarah are raping each others walls. Straight wallmance.

Wallmance by LifeRiot1 February 19, 2009