Wallance

A typical mamas boy , kind heart ,understanding ,soft and sometimes goes to the gym

Oh there see my favourite child is here!! My wallance is here

Wallance is a green flag but an idiot who falls for red flags

Wallance by She’s the one December 9, 2023

The William Wallace 

How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

The William Wallace by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

wallace presentation 

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

wallace presentation by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation 

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.

William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge

Wallace presentation by Shames October 29, 2015

wallace and gromit 

Originally a Trilogy of Stop Motion animation shorts by Nick Park following the Character Wallace and his Dog Gromit (named after the piece of electronic equipment: A Grommet)
Through their adventures involving a pair of mechanical trousers and a penguin, A small mischevious sheep, and trips to the moon in a homemade rocket.

Despite what you may read above, None of the episodes (including the film) are based in, or on Wensleydale, Wallace loves the cheese...That's about it.. The characters live at
62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan, Lancashire.
This is seen when Gromit collects the morning post, and the envelope shows a Wigan postcode.

Person 1: Ever seen Wallace and Gromit?
Person 2: No...Wtf's that?
Person 1: *Bitchslap's*

wallace and gromit by Si1990 June 8, 2007

Toby Wallace 

Toby Walllace is a very talented and sexy young actor who is best known as Campbell Eliot in Netflix's The Society.

That's the underrated actor from The Society, that's Toby Wallace

Toby Wallace by lmfaowhatisthisplace February 24, 2021

Marcellus Wallace 

Marcellus Wallace

A character from Pulp Fiction (one of the greatest movies of all time)
He is portrayed by Ving Rhames

He is a big time gangster and is everyone's boss.
He does not have any "nice" parts of town.
He is rumoured to have thrown a man out of a four storey window for giving his wife a foot massage

Contrary to popular belief, Marcellus Wallace does NOT
look like a bitch.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Marcellus Wallace quotes:

You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker.
Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for

The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.

Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here!

You my nigga?

What now? Let me tell you what now:
Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to
work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a
blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH
WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT.
Imma get medieval on yo ass.

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker.
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a
bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

Marcellus Wallace by rzhhhh July 11, 2010