Wally-dance 

The act, by a customer in Walmart, of looking up in awe at an angle above 45 degrees oblivious to other customers.

I'm stuck behind a dork in the auto department doing the Wally-dance.

Wally-dance by Bosco56 April 15, 2009

Willy Dance 

This is when a male stands naked with his legs spread and thrusts in a forward and backwards motion making his spam dagger slap against his bare skin. This is often used as a dance of celebration and joy.

Girl with lip piercing: Do you guys want a 3 some?
Craig: Hell yeahhh *performs willy dance*

Willy Dance by TakeToTheSkies January 22, 2009

John Wall Dance 

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

John Wall Dance by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

Willy Dance 

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.

Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!

Willy Dance by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013

wall-dance 

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

wall-dance by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

willy dance 

to unzip trousers and hang knob out and proceed to slap willy up and down with hands in the air shouting yay yay

"paul proceeded to unzip and flop outside the pub and willy dance down the street"

willy dance by pacman1972 December 3, 2007

wall dance 

The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.

Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.

wall dance by Lucas December 20, 2004