1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.
Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
The art of solo dancing with a wall often seen in drinking establishments in the late hours of night, or early hours of morning. Usual particpants, but not exclusive owners of the art, are the extremely inebraited or intoxicated
Look at Renee - she is wall dancing. She so owns that wall