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Keeping an eagle-eye out to make sure dat no horny studs pop a girl's cherry.
Mid-teenage girl's new boyfriend: Your "paw" seems really watchful of us whenever we canoodle.

Girl: Oh, he's just being really virgilant on behalf of his "little pumpkin".
virgilant by QuacksO January 20, 2026

Kenosha vigilante 

Nickname for Kyle Rittenhouse who killed two people in Kenosha, WI during a protest against police brutality
The Kenosha vigilante used an AR15 to gun down two unarmed protesters but got away with it by claiming it was self defense.
Kenosha vigilante by Just_sayin' December 12, 2021

Vigilante 

An individual(who without legal authority) takes the law into their own hands in order to suppress criminal activity with violent tactics
This vigilante act is capitalizing on ceasing crimes faster that the police.
Vigilante by The real Jester August 5, 2016

vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

Vigilante 

Doing good while being bad
The vigilante killed a weapons dealer to save innocent lives

vigilant forums

Loser conspiretard forum for idiots. Ripoff of another place.
deflect and project huh zux? going for the full range of narcissistic defense mechanisms this lovely rainy morning on vigilant forums?

1d is evil satan takin' over. Loser teeny bopper.
vigilant forums by myimmortalfan1 November 8, 2013

The Vigilante 

The best darn hodunk cheesy sheriff cowboi man in all of Pizza Tower.
Idiot: I LOVE Pizza Tower!
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏
The Vigilante by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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