A video game that is just like Starbucks, pretty good, but will leave you with a fear of black women.
Tyler: Man, I love Starbucks!
Roger: Me too! But maybe we should just get it to go...
Tyler: Huh? Why?
Roger: I just finished Amanda The Adventurer!
Tyler: O...kay????- OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keisha: Here's your Mocha-Triple-Fudge-Lattes!
Roger: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *Dies*
Scott The Woz: I guess you could say he DIED!
Everyone in the starbucks including Tyler and Keisha: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAH
(Also it has a really hot sheep guy)
Roger: Me too! But maybe we should just get it to go...
Tyler: Huh? Why?
Roger: I just finished Amanda The Adventurer!
Tyler: O...kay????- OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keisha: Here's your Mocha-Triple-Fudge-Lattes!
Roger: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *Dies*
Scott The Woz: I guess you could say he DIED!
Everyone in the starbucks including Tyler and Keisha: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAH
(Also it has a really hot sheep guy)
by Flameonoodle May 15, 2023
I don't fucking know, I mean, what even is this emoji?! Are those clouds? If so, what's the context? In what fucking text conversation would you have to go "Me in clouds haha" IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Unless you were a: Mountan climber, astronaut, pilot, or frequent flier, you wouldn't casually be high enough in the air to reach clouds, and even if you were, you couldn't text! There would be no signal, or you would kill everyone by going off airplane mode in an airplane. Even if you were in a plane, YOU wouldn't be in the clouds as depicted, you would have to climb a mountain or go hot air balooning to actually be IN the clouds. You know what? I challenge you, go and reach clouds and text your mom "Hey mom, im in the clouds! 😶 🌫️" You won't get anything but the satisfaction of finally giving this shit sensible use.
You: Hey mom im in the clouds! 😶 🌫️
Your mom: Oh that's cool, I switched off airplane mode to talk to you and now im about to die with 379 people because it interfered with important airline commands and now the plane is about to crash, the irony? I didn't even reach the clouds! lololololol- *splat*
Your mom: Oh that's cool, I switched off airplane mode to talk to you and now im about to die with 379 people because it interfered with important airline commands and now the plane is about to crash, the irony? I didn't even reach the clouds! lololololol- *splat*
by Flameonoodle March 22, 2023
The best rapper ever. He's a one-hit wonder, making one absolute banger before tragically dying in a factory accident.
Drill X: 🎵It's the end of the line, Skylander! This Drill bot is on the scene! I'll knock you forward and back with a robo attack, because you're messing with the wrong machine!🎵
🎵You stand no chance Skylander, even though you won that round, because my power won't drop and the drillin' won't stop, till' the City Of Arkus is found!🎵
🎵Hold on, time out Skylander. There's something up with my drill, but you better watch out, you'll be down for the count, when I show you my smashing skills!🎵
🎵What have you done Skylander? You just won the final round! I...CAN'T keep the beat, and im...feelin' defeat...And...All systems are shutting down.🎵
*Tragically dies in a factory accident*
🎵You stand no chance Skylander, even though you won that round, because my power won't drop and the drillin' won't stop, till' the City Of Arkus is found!🎵
🎵Hold on, time out Skylander. There's something up with my drill, but you better watch out, you'll be down for the count, when I show you my smashing skills!🎵
🎵What have you done Skylander? You just won the final round! I...CAN'T keep the beat, and im...feelin' defeat...And...All systems are shutting down.🎵
*Tragically dies in a factory accident*
by Flameonoodle June 03, 2023
A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.
by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023
The coolest final boss theme in the history of gaming, beating In The Final, U.N Owen Was Her, Doomsday Zone, and One Winged Angel combined!
Genius: Hey, you're back!
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
by Flameonoodle April 05, 2023
Idiot: I LOVE Pizza Tower!
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏
by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023