flyingdog's definitions

earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 2, 2008

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 18, 2008

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

extrament

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

by flyingdog May 17, 2008

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

by flyingdog April 22, 2010

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 9, 2009