flyingdog's definitions

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

Bonga-bunga

That lazy kind of sex after/while smoking weed.

It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

hearlucination

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination

Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.

by flyingdog February 2, 2008

extrament

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

by flyingdog May 17, 2008

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

flying dog

An airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flying dog she is.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

by flyingdog November 17, 2009