48 definitions by flyingdog
what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
by flyingdog May 18, 2008
by flyingdog November 2, 2009
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.
Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!
by flyingdog November 7, 2009
by flyingdog November 1, 2009
The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.
by flyingdog February 24, 2008
by flyingdog February 24, 2008