flyingdog's definitions

earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 2, 2008

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 18, 2008

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

bananaramathon

an intense orgy involving frequent and repeated penetration of one or more bottoms

That party last night totally degenerated into a bananaramathon; you should have been there, dude.

by flyingdog January 24, 2008

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

extrament

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

by flyingdog May 17, 2008

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012