premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).
What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.
by flyingdog December 30, 2009
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deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.
Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.
by flyingdog August 10, 2009
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fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.
Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.
by flyingdog April 23, 2010
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Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.
Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!
by flyingdog July 14, 2009
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homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men
Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.
by flyingdog March 31, 2008
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rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
by flyingdog March 20, 2008
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Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.
Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.
by flyingdog November 18, 2009
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