flyingdog's definitions

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

extrament

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

by flyingdog May 17, 2008

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

bananaramathon

an intense orgy involving frequent and repeated penetration of one or more bottoms

That party last night totally degenerated into a bananaramathon; you should have been there, dude.

by flyingdog January 24, 2008

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

by flyingdog November 17, 2009