u are such a vamer
by LizardSkuad April 4, 2017
Get the vamer mug.Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *
Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.
Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light
by 123oops12e November 8, 2019
Get the Valerija mug.A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012
Get the Jimmy Valmer mug.The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
by shartilingus October 4, 2011
Get the Sharth Vader mug.When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.
Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.
Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.
Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.
When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.
Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.
Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.
Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.
When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.
Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019
Get the Valerie mug.Valery is a Gorgeous girl. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a Few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .
Girl : Woah! Have you seen how gorgeous Valery is?
Boy: she looks amazing !
Girl : Yup , she's my best friend!
Boy: she looks amazing !
Girl : Yup , she's my best friend!
by Jholjer April 13, 2017
Get the Valery mug.Valeria is someone who you should NEVER take for granted. She is this amazing light that when you close to her and she turns ob she will light up your world and when she does never let that light go out or you will regret it she is so kind and funny but can be shy at first but she is willing to stay with you as long as possoble as long as your a true friend and will defend her but if you cross her watch out her bestfriend will be there in a second to rip you to shreds. Valeria is the funniest person you will ever meet but someone you can cry with at 3 am and will make you smile with her i guess what im saying is she is beautiful and amazing inside out with a heart of diamond (shes also a great person to play roblox with;) )
Girl: I wanna be friends with her but people say shes mean
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her
Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her
Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!
by Valesbsf<3 September 7, 2019
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