The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird
fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a
soft and warm place inside for his son
Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes
heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant
wookie Poobacca got
stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?